We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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