Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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