Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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