I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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