Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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