i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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