I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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