fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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