Dual....:-)
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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