Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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