I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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