my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
