Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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