My brain says no but my pants say off.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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