doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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