no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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