I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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