On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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