is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you will always have a special place in my vag
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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