Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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