is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Two words: nipple clamps
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