piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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