Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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