What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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