11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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