Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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