so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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