That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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