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• (805): View more from California

  talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter

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  your less of a man for seeing that

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink

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  Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."

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• (518): View more from New York

  I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?

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