Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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