Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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