he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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