How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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