this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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