My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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