We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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