just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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