the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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