he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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