Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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