who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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