he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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