I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I need moral support for this bender
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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