I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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