girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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