You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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