Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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