Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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