"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
