I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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