You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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